Campus security stories

There is no point to this story but a good laugh.

I work at a college as campus security. A few weeks ago I was assigned to a post that is not my normal spot. It’s dead at night (12:30am). With both headphones in, I hear a scream and turn around. It’s three late teen men streaking and doing laps around a church. It’s 40 degrees. I started laughing hysterically; my sides hurt. They ran back to the freshmen doors an hour later—same men, same butts, except this time one of them had extra-long socks on, had a red Solo cup, and was yelling, "I'VE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE!" According to my coworker, this went on two more weekends before someone called it in.