Are you real humans?

So this girl (29f) cheated (physically and emotionally) on you (36m) on several different occasions with me. Who knows who else. And you took her back on several different occasions. She had me over directly after you took her to dinner at one of the most expensive restaurants in PGH less than a month ago. And you’re stilllllll taking her back. Not only that, but SHE is your support system after your dog died. So you’re in for at LEAST 6 months of a trauma bond. You guys need your own TV show. Or Jesus. And yes, I’m salty I’m not having sex with her tonight.