Theory: flavors of Plurb milk

I bet the regular milk is just all penis

Strawberry is probably just made out of women

Chocolate is just all ass

My theory is right cause hivey already said it accepts everyone so it probably organizes the flavors specifically to accommodate everyone that way you don’t accidentally drink a dick if you don’t want to

Posted Dec 1, 2025, 3:14 AM UTC

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