Smoked a joint with Probst last night. Gave me the inside info on season 51

Smoked a joint with Probst last night. Gave me all the details on season 51

Sitting at a strip club last night see a guy that looks suspiciously like Jeff Probst sitting in sniffers row. Wasn’t really sure it was him until he started slamming back the banana daiquiris and yelling at the strippers to “dig deep”. Eventually he left.

I noticed him sitting in his ‘98 Civic in the parking lot, smoking a joint and decided to stop and talk to him. Well let me tell you he gave me the skinny on season 51 and what happening next.

First and foremost he wants everyone to know 51 is the greatest Survivor of all time. It’s staying in Fiji. Jeff has a grow op there and likes to keep an eye on it when he’s working.

The theme is going to be basement dwellers vs only fans content creators. He thinks it amazing to bring out chronically online people that complain about Survivor to actually play the game and see how tough it really is. He’s also very much looking forward to being able to ask people who get naked for a living whether or not they feel more exposed on Survivor.

He also gave me some insight into his life in the off season. He built a beach walking track at his house and practices hosting at home during the off season. It’s where he comes up with his best ideas like only ever having 3 tribes or casting R I Z G O D.

There’s also a secret sweat shop in Fiji where they make all the Survivor merchandise. It’s staffed by people that applied to be on the show but don’t make the cut. They fly them to Fiji and then never let them leave.

Then all of a sudden the cops showed up he cranked up the Taylor Swift and disappeared into the night.

So there’s your advanced knowledge on season 51. Could be interesting.