45 [M4F] New Zealand - Happy, weird gamer with seksi kiwi accent looking for nudie bestie

Hey crew!

About me: 45-year-old guy from NZ, in alright shape for my age. I've got a pic attached with a big ol' pumpkin over my face because I'm daring... but not THAT daring.

• Tell me about your day. Your work. Your fears and your funzies. I want to build a real friendship.
• Women who enjoy sharing nudes as a way to build that fun, flirty trust. It's not about body shape – what I love is knowing you find me attractive enough to share, and trust me enough to feel comfy. I would really prefer Snapchat.
• Mutual respect, light-hearted fun, a real friend who also loves a bit of nudity.
• I love puns! Did you know that Swedish warships have barcodes on the side? so when they pull into port they can scan da navy in

The ultimate dream for me would be us gaming together on discord, naked, webcams on and have a blast just hanging out (pun intended)

Drop me a message if this interests you. Let me know your age and where your from, and here is a couple of other things that you might (or might not) want to answer:

• What's a pun that always makes you laugh?
• Chose one: Being able to turn invisible whenever (but only you, nothing your wearing/holding) or being able to fly, but only at walking speed
• If you had a personal theme song that played whenever you entered a room, what would it be and why?