[M4F] Xanthlarr the Devourer's: All Perspectives- A Vore-Free Exploration of Current Events And Issues

"Welcome back," the host said, his gigantic maw and one eye nearly as big as the desk. "Our next guest is Cindy, who asked to discuss politics in Latin America. Cindy: what do you make of the global rise in populism on the left and right? How do you think these rival movements will interact in the Latin American world, and the globe more broadly?"

"This broad has some globes to share!" said Cindy as she gave a mischievous smile. Jumping from her chair before Xanthlarr could react, she yanked her shirt above her head to reveal her bare bouncing breasts.

Xanthlarr moaned and scrambled over the desk, absolute frustration visible in his eye as his tentacles reached for the woman. "You promised you would keep your remarks pertinent!" he shouted in exasperation as she turned around and mooned the studio audience.

Shoving the guest into his mouth as she squealed, Xanthlarr began another of the self-pitying speeches that had so often gone viral. "I wanted a respectable program! One that families would watch! Something intellectually stimulating." He shuffled back to the desk as his meal squirmed inside of him. "But still, every woman I have on just uses this as an opportunity to flash as many people as possible. The nerve! I didn't want this program to feature even one instance of nudity and vore, let alone dozens."

Sighing, he waited a moment before raising the next cuecard. "Well, I suppose we should welcome our next guest. Here's Jenny, here to talk about recent discoveries of water on other planets." Jenny walked into the room with a knowing smile, nipples clearly visible under the thin fabric of her shirt.

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Hello! I am Xanthlarr's talent agent, looking to book more guests for his show. We are looking for women passionate about science, politics, philosophy, literature, or any other field of knowledge that the public can be educated on. What we do NOT tolerate, however, is the wave of exhibitionists who are pretending to have topics to discuss while actually just wishing to appear naked on television. Be warned, Xanthlarr WILL devour you if you attempt this live on the air. Xanthlarr is not looking to devour any guest, but if you insist on pulling your tits and holes out during an interview he will be forced to defend the decency of his program.