43 [m4f] What kind of Christmas movie are you? Find out here

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Add your answers from each question and see who you got. Let me know if I’m right!

I’m surfing this subreddit because:

3: I’m in a frigid bedroom and hornier than a reindeer in heat 2: I’m just a little bored and like to dabble with conversations that might get me on the naughty list 1: I’m looking for a gentleman prince who is as pure as the winter snow

The type of partner I like to connect with

3: must have a great personality, carry a conversation, and ignite and excite my mind (as long as he’s not physically grotesque) 2: must be hot but humor and intelligence are definite factors 1: can be a big dick as long as he has a big dick attached to his muscular frame

I’d describe myself as

3: I’m the average sweet looking hallmark girl who is often overlooked… maybe I’m working on Christmas Eve to close the big account for a promotion or trying to save the cookie factory 2: I’m the sexy vixen who is the hallmark girls competition 1: I got fired from the cookie factory because I ate too many

Right now I feel like having

  1. Hot, judgement free, sexually charged conversation. Corrupt this Hallmark girl!
  2. A quick conversation before I fall asleep. If it’s interesting, maybe I’ll try to stay up or pick it up another time.
  3. A deep exploration of feelings under the first winter snow. Not looking for pervert chat!

When it comes to sharing a pic with a new connection:

  1. Let’s get it out of the way early so we know each other is real and if we’re each other’s type (no hard feelings if not).
  2. Let’s chat first, then we’ll share after we can tell if there’s a potential vibe.
  3. I won’t share a picture because we should only be interested in each other’s souls, not appearance.

Who’d you get?!

14-15: You might like Christmas movies but you’re too naughty (and fun) to have one to feature you

12-13: A Netflix Christmas movie that has the familiar tropes and sweetness but enough spice to keep it interesting

10-11: A Hallmark movie where the most naughty thing you do is a kiss under the mistletoe

5-9: The only suitable Christmas story for you is the one that features the Virgin Mary

Posted Dec 1, 2025, 4:06 AM UTC

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