The most triflin people you’ll ever meet are French people in Manhattan

I live in Kansas, and I go to NYC multiple times a year because it’s my home away from home. Every time we go to the Holiday Inn Express, whether it be Times Square, Hell’s Kitchen, Queens, or any other place, we always run into French tourists. These people, wearing brands of ungodly coats you’ve never seen before, act like they are better than you. And yet they cannot speak a word of Spanish. Try it. Surely you can speak the language of the country that’s right next to you?! They can’t. They’re a pathetic people. You think it’s hard to speak in English to one of these dregs? Try Spanish. They are an unruly, despicable people. Most French people in NYC act like incels in Thailand. I hate to break it to them, but you look like Gypsies and smell like cheap cologne I’d get from a ghetto GenX in Oklahoma city. Frankly put, these guys, are not my kind of guys.