Please help! Monolouge to auditon for trunchbull

My schools doing matildia, and id like to audition for trunchbull. However ive been looking for a good monolouge for weeks and havent been able to find one. I want one that fits her, but isnt one of her monolouges. All ive been able to find is monolouges that dont fit her, or are her monolouges.