Disaster strikes Skyrim as thousands of Thalmor Mommies accidentally flood the entire province with Nord cum after celebrating the end of No Nut Sun's Dusk with nursing handjobs.

Argonians can actually breathe undercum just like they can breathe underwater. This was proven by Neloth after he shrank one of his farm tools and kept it imprisoned in a jar full of his own cum for three days. After finding it still alive, he was too lazy to bring the Argonian back to full size so he boiled it alive in the cum jaw and ate it for breakfast (least disgusting Dunmer cuisine).

Look at me. I am Michael Kirkbride now.