Sometimes I wish I started this sooner.

Or even just born a girl, because then I would have been set for life, or at least I’d hope so. I hate shaving because it takes almost 3 hours. I hate using creams (for face & body) because sometimes they work sometimes they don’t and sometimes they leave burns and sometimes they don’t. I just tried tweezing and it’s already leaving red bumps and if I continued it probably would’ve taken forever. I don’t exactly have the money for an epilator or whatever laser machine (at home or sessions), and honestly if I blow $200+ on a device that just leaves red bumps and more pain I’d probably cry for hours. How tf do girls do it?! What are their secrets!?!

Like how do you even figure out a skincare routine? or what products to use in the shower? I feel like I’m plunging myself into a world I’ve never been in and I have no idea how to speak the language. It’s so confusing sometimes it makes me want to cry.