Stupid customers

I've had some really stupid customers over the years. I have been asked: How many tenders come in the 8 piece. Are you open, the doors are locked. Can I get the chicken wings. Can I get a Philly cheese steak. Why can't I use the bogo deluxe coupon and change one of the deluxes into a basket and then use a dollar off any basket coupon as well. Why can't I use the bathroom while a plumber was working on it. Had a group of elderly people who who buy the two piece chicken tenders and then try to claim they ordered the two piece chicken dinner ( back when Culver's had it). I have guest's that eat most of the custard and then say they didn't get any toppings for the fod. Some of the customers still demand that we give them the green beans even through they have been discontinued years ago. Had people trying to pay by check( no we don't take checks unless it's a big order that is a pre-order). Customers complain that they can't stay as long as they want even after we have been closed for 30 min. The list just goes on.