TIFU touching my genitalia after hollowing Jalapeños

I’m sure I know what you’re thinking. What dumbass would not wash their hands before touching that region after handling hot peppers. I assure you, I am not a dumbass that wouldn’t wash their hands after handling peppers. HOWEVER, I am the dumbass that thought after washing my hands multiple times, hours after the burning stopped that I would be in the clear. I was not. I am currently sitting on the toilet trying to not scream from the intense burning. The only thing I want to do right now is drag my hooha across an ice skating rink. Unfortunately, all I can do is defile my frozen peas and pray that this is temporary.

Tl;dr a few hours ago I worked with Jalapeños and I have since touched my vagina. I intensely regret all of the decisions made.