Whats your funniest leaver story?

Title. I'll start, decided to reset to DoN 1 because its generally more at depth 1-2 and we spawned in top left of the map, my Recluse immediately ping the evergaol we fly over, lands on it and proceeds to open it.

Gets an ancient dragon, tries to fight it solo at level 1 dies and leaves. I was in tears laughing about how angry they must have been.

Whats your funniest story?