Please, do not venture beyond this plane

You all may not be aware, but there is a reason this subreddit exists in the first place and the Imperial Cyber Watch is responsible for ensuring that those who belong here, stay here.

We tried jail, we tried fines, summary executions and a whole list of other punishments but it just never worked.

You still came back, terrorizing the universe with your posts all over the place... the next one always more derranged than the last.

We had to involve the Mages Guild to form some kind of holding cell in a plane between Oblivion and ours, because even the daedra wouldn't have you... so the result was this, this subreddit.

You are here because you are destined to be here, you are here because the stability of reality and our world; needs it to be so.

Every time one of you breach contamination, the very fabrics of reality and time is at risk... half of you are convinced you can achieve CHIM and we are not risking it by testing exactly that.

Please, I beg you... stay here, never wander beyond this plane. I don't get paid nearly enough for this shit... citizens.