If you were to make a new boss what would it be?[discussion]

So I was bored today and decided to come up with a boss concept that I think was pretty funny a 3rd. -illa brother

Sasparilla

He would wear a cowboy hat and have a special. Bison skull themed cqcm mask

His main weapons would be a MXLR and one of the Revolvers

So I thought what would yall make as a "new boss"