I feel really bad trying to talk my kid out of watching wargames, especially because a) he knows b&g ruled, and b) he isn't allowed to watch b&g .... But I really don't fucking want to watch wargames

Sorry kiddo, I don’t want to watch that and your mom will leave if I show you one more pizza cutter spot. If it’s down to what I want and what you want, well, looks like we’re watching the entirety of the Devil storyline on YouTube again!