What jokes can you make now that you’re a mama or about to be one?

So I’ve got a few of them that come with pregnancy and all. Here’s a few I’ve got; “I’m just like a Kiwi bird now. At least I’m still cute!”, “It doesn’t matter what you do with the laundry. You can put it up or leave it in the basket. I’ll still find something to complain about. At least I’m honest.”, “I’m putting butterball turkeys to shame!” “Santa has some catching up to do.” Or most recently (took a warm shower and stepped right into a cold room, the ladies were really sore and hurting from it because of the glands and all) “If I was producing more milk I’d be making soft serve right now.”

Needless to say I’ve got my own little mom jokes going on to kinda make pregnancy a bit more fun. Anyone got a few good ones to add to the list?