Help needed.

I found a base behind the great wall in Antarctica.

The aliens are now discussing what to do with me.

I told them i need to po po, so they let me go to the toilet, i hid my phone between my cheeks while they were searching through my clothes.

I am making fart sounds with my mouth to make it convincing that i am currently doing a po poo.

Okay i hear footsteps i need to turn the phone off, and put it between my melons.

Goodbye wish me luck.