30 [M4F] UK- man in womens leggings seeks a girl who won’t question his life choices (too much)

Alright, buckle up. I’m 30M and somewhere along my fitness journey (read: trawling ebay unsupervised), I discovered women’s athletic clothing… and now I am too deep to turn back.

Leggings? I own enough to outfit a small yoga cult.
Running briefs? Yes, I wear them. No, I will not apologize.
Compression shorts? At this point they’re basically my emotional support garment.
Sports bras? Do I need one? Physically, no. Spiritually? Absolutely.

I’ve embraced the “dude who looks like he’s about to star in a women’s marathon commercial” aesthetic, and honestly? I’m thriving. Or spiraling. Hard to tell.

So now I’m looking for a woman who:

• Is open-minded and mildly unhinged (for compatibility reasons)
• Enjoys chaos, athleisure, or both
• Won’t ask why I own three pairs of neon leggings when I can’t run a mile without crying
• Actually finds it fun or interesting to talk about guys wearing women’s athletic gear
• Bonus if you’ll hype me, roast me, or give fashion notes like some kind of horny personal trainer

If you want to chat, tease me, ask ridiculous questions, or discuss which leggings have the most “dramatic stretch,” my DMs are open.

If you can recommend running briefs that don’t ride up? You may earn my eternal loyalty.