I don’t care if I’m 26, I’m gonna see Santa and sit on his knee and ask for PRESENTS

So like all of you, Santa comes to my city and he literally sits in the mall and greets people and asks them what they want for Christmas. Basic Santa dialogue.

So I booked a VIP photo package so I could get some photos with him and there’s even tote bags and other gifts.

It’s probably going to be me and a bunch of parents with their kids and some kids are gonna turn around and be like: “Um… why are you seeing Santa?” And I’m gonna be like: “BECAUSE BRO PROVIDES THE GOOD LOOT DROPS”

I don’t regret a thing. I’m gonna walk in, sit on his knee and I’m gonna make my Christmas list.