Changes that need to be made for survivor 51

I think that survivor isn’t woke enough. Season 41 was kind of close when they finally stopped saying gys and had a few they/them liberals but ever since then it went right back down hill. Now all they do is vote out the black people and only cast rich people. Survivor 51 needs to drop the 51 and keep the because we don’t want numbers anymore. The season will be called “Themvivor: Pronoun Town”. You can only be cast if you are a POC or if you are a blue/ green/ pink haired liberal, or if you can prove that at one point or another you were in a dream smp stan discord server, or if you have at any point gone by the name Asher, Fern, Willow, Jax, Cody, Arson, Justice, or Mercury, or if you are a proud member of the lgbtqia+ community. Also no one can have any boring pronouns like (normie pronoun trigger warning ‼️) h/hm or sh/hr. The tribes would only be rainbow colors, Jeff probst would be fired immediately for hating women and be replaced by a plus sized, black, autistic, pink haired, they/them/xe/xer/xis, physically disabled, Hispanic, neurodivergent liberal who is part of the lgbtqia+ community. We only allow people who fit into all of these categories to come back as returning players so just trashy Annie. They no longer film in Fiji or outside because we care about the environment so we film in the gaybourhood and instead of immunity challenges they see who can make a Carmel macchiato with oat milk from Starbucks the fastest and then we donate to the homeless. The reward challenges are to cancel an influencer for saying something controversial on twitter in 2005. We can’t have fires or torches because they are bad for the atmosphere so instead we take away their vapes similarly to survivor 45. I think this new version of survivor will be absolutely cinema and will werk out great! It will allow us to do so many fun themes such as furries vs femboys, theys vs thems, gays vs lesbians, and what have you. Also no one will be allowed to leave hate comments or we will take away your social media platforms. This will allow us be effective in September when Themvivor: Pronoun Town airs. I really hope you gys enjoy!

Posted Dec 3, 2025, 1:26 AM UTC

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