33 [M4F] - Looking for a Bubbly, Flirty Friend

Generally I would say that I'm a fairly chill person. I get along with most everyone I meet, and people seem to enjoy being around me well enough.

The thing is, I get bored so easily. That's why I'm looking for someone with high-energy. A person with a bubbly personality that doesn't take anything too seriously. Who can make anything playful and fun.

I'm looking to flirt and be flirted with, though fair warning I am a terrible flirt.

Not interested in exchanging pics (I'm happy to verify if you reciprocate, to confirm attraction. You can see my dick if you ask nicely) and not trying to get off right away. Just want a conversation to drive the boredom away. Of course, the dirtier the better. Everything is tastier with a little spice.

I'm 5'10" with shaggy brown hair and blue eyes. A short beard. Slender dad-bod. Not the most attractive man in a room but far from the least.

Married, wife does not know I'm on here.

I do have a preference for slim/petite bodies. I'm somewhat small for a man at 165lbs, and I do prefer someone smaller than me.

So send me a chat! Let's make the night a little less dull. Tell me a joke, or tell me you have pretty toes. Both are excellent ice-breakers.