31 [F4M] Be my plot twist?

Hi! I’m here because the universes refuses to give me a decent man organically, so baka ito na talaga destiny ko, Reddit r4r 😭 Let’s see if dito ako makakahanap ng plot twist. Pero I’m not in a rush. I’m just too old to waste time and I’m done with the whole “playing around” phase. Nakakapagod na din, to be honest.

About me:

• Plus-size- yes, isa na naman akong plus-size girly sa feed nyo 😭 pero people always tell me “okay naman katawan mo, curvy ka,” so fine, I’ll take it.

• May PCOS, and honestly physically inactive + poor lifestyle choices for years (aminin natin girl), kaya I gained more weight. BUT I’m trying, I play pickleball and badminton minsan (so bano po ako 🥲😂) para at least may ginagawa ako besides existing.

• Night shift, WFH.

• Not financially stable YET. Eldest child duties, so I help my family.

• I love to travel at least once year, treat ko sa sarili ko for surviving life.

• I love FPS games (🔫supremacy) pero bihira na ako maglaro ngayon. Real-life responsibilities.

• I’m into true crime documentaries, rom-coms, or anything na may interesting plot.

• Kids? I love kids! Pero if I don’t end up having one? Okay lang. If I do? Okay din. In this economy, minsan mas mura mag-travel kaysa magpalaki ng bata. But if the right partner comes along, laban. I’m basically open to either. And if single forever… magiging cool tita na lang ako na laging nasa ibang bansa haha.

• Personality: I think I’m funny, medyo kanal humor, tahimik minsan, di pang-deep talks but I will nod and listen like a supportive audience member. I love learning from people’s perspectives.

• Love Languages (a.k.a. how to keep me from maldita mode):

  1. Quality Time (pls spend time with me.)
  2. Physical Touch (pero not the creepy kind, i like getting unli kisses and i love giving unli kisses too na para kang baby ba pinaliguan ng baby powder)
  3. Acts of Service (fix things, carry things, open things… you know)
  4. Words of Affirmation
  5. Gift Giving (not required but highly encouraged char)

About you:

• Mentally stable or at least knows how to handle himself emotionally
• Has a stable job (These two is really important, been there, done that)
• Single (hindi “it’s complicated,” hindi “almost done,” hindi “technically separated”)
• Presentable - not necessarily gwapo, just clean, mabango, and looks like he takes care of himself
• Knows what he wants and needs (matanda na tayo para maging indecisive at maging paasa)
• Open to a serious relationship

Message me if you think we’d vibe. Worst case: you gain a new friend. Best case: may love life ka na. Plot twist: baka ako yun. 😌