[WP] "You appear in front of another version of yourself, barely recognizable. (rest in comments)"

"You (the other version) are seated, surrounded by copies of a novel you've always wanted to write but never did. Next you, (again, the other version) is standing a smartly dressed individual: Something between a Tech billionaire and Vegas magician. "Well, here s/he/they is/are! Ask your question!" The other you speaks, "Um...So...I was wondering: What's it like... "being the worst version of me?"