ShowerThought: How smol a dick needed to pee into bottles?

You know how Rose mentioned that Dale doesn't actually have a BBC?

Well something occurred to me a moment ago.

Buh, how smol a dick does Dale have to be able to pee into the tiny opening of a standard water bottle without dropping liquid on carpet? Because it's only 1 inch in diameter - that's mf'ing tiny. Tiny.

That's the length from my middle finger tip to the first knuckle. That's the diameter of the D-pad on my ASUS Rog Ally X. That's the length of me that his mom could take before tapping out.

I get it.

I get it.

He's had decades to hone his technique. Maybe he knows precisely the angle to have the bottle resting flush against his toadstool. Maybe he can retract his testicles into himself on command. Maybe he uses Crisco.

But guys. I couldn't even pee into a bottle without spilling when I was a kid on road-trips. How smol is this fully grown, 41 year old adult's dick gotta be to pull that off?!