47 [M4F] Bearded Canadian Dad seeking a married woman with a wicked sense of humor and a mind that drifts into the gutter as often as mine. #onlineonly

I’ve wandered in and out of this side of reddit for years, Collected sweet highs and “oh no” moments in equal tiers. But I’m back for that next delicious spark, The kind that starts in daylight and gets filthier after dark. So let’s sneak off and stir up a biy... Sugar, spice, and anything else you’re brave enough to admit.

You know you wanna give it a shot. Be a good girl and slide into my DMs

About me

First I am not good with rhymes. Yes I got some assistance with that one. And yes I do want more than just spice.

5'9" dark hair and beard with some grey creeping in. Blue eyes im told are very kind but mischievous. Rocking a Dad bod.

Bit of a geek/nerd. I enjoy the fantasy and sci-fi shows/movies. Very much looking forward to the stranger things finally season in a couple weeks.

I enjoy cooking and gardening. Love camping in summer. Some fishing but love the campfire most of all. Watching the flames dance, singing songs or talking about our summers. Telling stories.

If/when it matters.. I lean dominant. Pleasure dom or gentle daddy dom type.

To be clear I mentioned spice and yes that's Important to me, but I also need a connection to go with it. Makes this whole thing that much more real.

About you (not requirements but appreciated)

• Great sense of humour and able to be goofy.
• Cute and adorable as well as curvy/chubby (mom bods are very appreciated here)
• 30+ years old
• flirty is fun and I love teasing.
• Good communication. Looking for someone who can have converstions not jusy messages here and there.
• Availability, I can be available off and on during the day, but mostly available later evenings (9pm est and later). Im a bit of a night owl most nights. Life does happen and not expecting 24/7. Just hoping you will have time to grow a connection. If you are the type to send a message and disappear for a couple hours with no heads up, please do us both a favour and scroll on.