You are summoned by ants

One day you are just chilling when a portal opens on your your path of walking. You walk into it by accident and you see and hear a circle of ants chanting your fucking name!

The ants carved their wish into a near by tree in English and are asking for a pile of sugar. The portal is open and works for about 1 hour. Only you can pass tho it.

They have other wishes too. 1 ants wishes to be able to fuck the queen, another wishes to be the smallest ant in the colony and the last one wishes to have his own reserve of food he doesmt need to share

How would you grant these wish and or react