Whoever keeps flushing socks down the pipes, please stop

Third time this week I get home from an especially brutal trip topside, walk into my kitchen wanting a nice cool glass of good ol H20, only for some drenched hunk of unidentifiable fabric to ooze from my sink. Seriously. What. The fuck?

It got so bad they had to make a god damn call about it over the PA?!?! Who the hell is out here flushing socks??? And WHY?!?! Like seriously I cannot think of a single good reason someone would flush a perfectly good sock down the toilet. Or even a ruined sock!!! Fabric sells ya know, waste not want not and all that? You ever consider cleaning your used fabric and using it for bandages? Donating? People are struggling down here and you’re just TOSSING your shit down the drain? Seriously guys, fuckin stop, grow up already.