I don't see why anyone would pick me

Seriously, if I were a woman, I'd stay away from an ugly fuck like me. If I were a woman, I wouldn't want to talk to a guy like me for more than 10 seconds, and I'd definitely be creeped out if a guy like me, ME, demonstrated any sort romantic interest in me. I'm nobody's crush, and it's probably for the best that I don't approach anyone or see myself as part of the relationship chain: my jaw is too recessed for that, anyways. Approaching people would most likely put me in very awkward situations. If I hate myself, how could I convince someone to be with me instead of waiting for someone better, someone who has their shit together?

I suppose that I can enjoy myself without having a significant other. I guess I'll just try to play ping-pong as much as I can, for playing ping-pong gives me so much joy and a deep sense of fulfillment.