Fun riddle!

Toenail clippings mix in a blender Im a very weary hairy lookin spender! Friends think I'm gay cuz I play LoL all day and weigh an ice cream tray im too shy to say Im a neckbeard redditor probably a predator basement dweller the one who will tell ya the answer is clear like a bald b with a tee eating kimchi 'the answer is...'