I was today years old when I learned I’ve been mixing up red-hot chili peppers and the black-eyed peas for fifteen years because they’re both three-lettered names involving vegetables

Have you guys ever realized this kind of thing? I feel so stupid, and this is NOT the first time I’ve done this even in the last 4 months. I also had Charlie Kirk and Kirk Cameron in my brain as the same guy up until Kirk got assassinated.