I just jorked it after a game...
So it had been a long, LONG, ass day.. Wanted a couple quick gooning seshs. Load in stocked to the 9s and came annoyingly quickly to someone who spawned basically right next to me... Shit happens but losing the boner... Fuck it one more goon.
Load in fairly stocked, leveled Anis, leveled finger,, my fav... Go in, find a condom! The moment I do I hear a guy somehow had creeped up on me. Literally zero time to put it up ma butt... Came again...
Close to shooting it and calling it the perfect frosting to the cream-pie of a day I've had I decide to go in freeuse, and run my favourite little Boy Hole booty run.. Straight away I hear a guy (I think his name was ASS or something).. Ready for the worst, he says "Hey!" and asks about my goon sesh.. "Great... you?" and unload a little on his back, back to back... He says "That's rough.." and wishes me luck.
Go to the goon spot, find nothing again... Saddened but not unexpected, the dice do be rolling like that sometimes.
I realise I have a quest, "Go put the finger in the anus". So I run over there hoping to get shot full, and lose all this "precious" nut sauce... Get there to find out I misread the quest since I just accepted it like 4 days ago and never got to it.. Needed to actually bring my own Boyfriend!! I'm an idiot once again... Then I hear someone behind shouting "Shoot it in me!" I turn to find a guy on the same quest! I excitedly explain my body to him as I turn to leave.. He shouts out, "Don't worry about it bud, here's mine" and drop his clothes it on the floor for me! I already wanted to cry right then...
He disappeared off into the wild before I can even properly finish so I head to the closes extract. Spirits at least slightly hightened!
As I'm about to nut I hear someone call out to hold it, So I do and out of the shadows pops ASS! He says hey and goes "Oh I thought you would like this I'm sorry to hear of your day" and plops down a fat load just for me...
Legit couldn't handle the generosity of the load I felt myself brick up. I gave him a mix tape I found and sucked him as he hit the extract.. I couldn't handle another game, those moments just broke me...
There's so much I love about this game but I think the community is genuinely one of the best I've had a pleasure to be a part of. Sometime's people suck.. But man do they fucking rule at others.
Posted Dec 3, 2025, 2:00 AM UTC