Protecting the seti-com is so bs

You’re telling me I have two PAP weapons, one with an elemental upgrade on it, AND the face melter with mule munchies, and I still can't protect this weak ass satellite boombox from breaking. This is really fucking dragging me because I REALLY want the Easter egg both as an accomplishment thing to my ego and to play as David Hasselhoff and I just fucking can’t do this shit solo.