Public Apology to Dan Saltman

I want to begin by stating I take responsibility for infringing on Dan Saltman and all of his noble endeavors. His efforts are not cringe. When I said Dan was being ‘big cringe’ and “can’t get it up” it was to mask my own insecurities. Dan Saltman’s wisdom and intellectual outpacing has given me a greater understanding of what it means to be a man. 

It is important for the entire DGG community to respect Dan Saltman and I will adhere to the lessons he has taught me going forward. I also want to make clear that I did not receive any support, financial or otherwise, from Hasan Piker because I am not currently in a Berlin brothel nor someone from whom he can gain clout. Speaking honestly, I find his indifference hurtful and shocking.

I will offer my support, including testifying under oath, to everything I have just stated to help Dan’s cause. I also want to take the opportunity to acknowledge other misconduct and bad behavior I have exhibited such as routinely making fun of Dan for making us watch stupid hummus content during an election stream and also referring to him for years as “micro dan.” The pervasive problem of baseless speculation regarding Dan’s small penis should concern all of us. 

To that end, I wish Dan Saltman continued success going forward.