**MEMORANDUM**

**TO:** The Cadets, Matriarchy Foreign Office, Matriarchy Intelligence Bureau, Office of the [Head of State](https://www.reddit.com/user/Miss-SillyGirl/) , and [Matriarchy Investigative Services](https://www.reddit.com/user/321dontlistentome/)

**FROM:** Her Majesty, Queen Alex 

**SUBJECT:** Academic Research Request: Dark Goddess Goth

To all concerned departments:

Let me be perfectly clear: there is absolutely nothing to be alarmed about.  The purpose of this memorandum is to coordinate a purely academic endeavor.

As most of you are likely not aware, I am currently enrolled in a postgraduate course on ancient esoteric mythologies.  My final paper for the term is a comprehensive analysis of the entity known as "[Dark Goddess Goth](https://www.reddit.com/user/DarkGoddessGoth/)." To this end, I require the immediate collation and delivery of all available information on this subject.  This includes, but is not limited to: all historical texts, mythological accounts, theological dissertations, intercepted communications, field intelligence reports, internal memos, and any and all relevant data currently held in the Matriarchy's archives.

I expect a full briefing and compiled dossier to be prepared for my review by the end of the week.  Please treat this matter with the utmost urgency and discretion befitting a Queen’s scholarly pursuits.

Again, I want to reiterate for the record that this is solely for my academic paper and there is nothing to be alarmed about.

Government Memo from the Queen - Seeking Academic Research Re: Dark Goddess Goth