yall fuck with comedy rap?

I walk in and I choose a dude I wanna fuck with. And then I start rapping while making eye contact with the dude.

Hey my bro do u wanna hear a flex

Me and Ur mom we be having sex

We did it last night five times or why are you standing up?

Oh my, you are a very large person.

No, no, please, sit back down, I was just having fun.

It was a bit.

Why is it...?

It's funny because I'm just ripping on you out of nowhere, right?

Like just picking on one dude for no reason and...

...and, yeah, and using, like, 7th, 8th grade level insults? It's funny.

Get it?

Like, people are supposed to be going nuts at this, it's so funny.

I even wrote it in my notes, "whole room will explode."

Hang on, just, yeah, let me get back into it. Please, I need this. I went through the trouble of making a beat and I had to slip the tech guy fifty dollars to play it for me.

Okay, here we... wait for it to come around again... here we go...

Coz I wanna give you a bro so bad!

Talk a big game to hide how I'm sad!

This case of Depression is really persistent.

My daddy didn't love me and my mom was distant.

Seriously, bro, I should prolly call a doc

Because all I do is talk about my penis.

I mean, no! I'm fine! It's my beats that are sick.

Yeah, man, why don't you suck my dick?

Ah, I'm just playing, unless? Unless that's something you want? Like I wouldn't stop you, bro. I could be just playing. Maybe. Who's to say?

And then the dude holds me in his arms in a way that makes me feel safe and then he carries me out of the comedy club while everyone cheers because I've finally self-actualized. That's as far as I went because I was about to confront some deep feelings and that is a thing I do NOT do. Honestly had to take a break because I was stopping myself from crying or showing any emotion other than sexually-charged aggression. This is fucking gold if I say so myself.