Crappiest and crummiest gift you can think of gifting someone

As per title.

Recently an old and long term friend gifted me an early Christmas gift. The Christmas gift not just consist of cheap stuffs that breaks after 1-2 uses, it also included a gift that’s a freebie from a store.

In order to return the favour, what are some of the crappiest and most worthless gifts you can think of to gift someone like that?