im obsessed with suburbanites

I grew up in small town my whole life, then moved to a big city for college, I’m so fascinated my suburanites. they go on family vacations to national parks, they all get braces, they know how to fucking rock climb by the time their 18 (??????), they all dress nice in Patagonia and smell real nice. they have three children who are all queer. two story houses with fresh carpet, maybe a small white dog. they have running hobbies. I brought McDonald’s to eat at the student union and I felt judge cause suburbanites are above McDonald’s.