(Crack) Shinobis on LinkedIn

Was browsing LinkedIn recently and had this wild idea popping in my head of "What if shinobis had their ninja equivalent of LinkedIn?".

Nothing really serious or but I find genuinely funny ti imagine which category of LinkedIn user they would be and which kind of tags they would use.

Would Gai brag about being a hustler and call himself Ceo of Youth or some bullshit? Would Danzo act like a petty recruiter constantly firing about Rooth candidates? Would Naruto be the kind to thank his superiors for firing him?