Dispatch Suspect has excellent flexibility and must be a yoga regular.
On my daily patrol and whimsical adventure of Brighton's Southside, I encountered many things, including levitating citizens, SCP-069, quintuplets with the same identity, all wanted, floating crime scenes, and much, much more. I found a witness with excellent flexibility.
I am not sure what her name was or what she witnessed. I was so impressed by the yoga ability that I became distracted from my duties.
Posted Dec 4, 2025, 9:39 PM UTC
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