$3 Million upfront but you can only poop in public with the doors wide open

Any poop you do at home will cost you $250k.

For sake of the law, you'll be exempt from any laws that can get someone in trouble for keeping the doors wide open.

You must also wear normal clothes - no bringing clothes that you don't intend to wear throughout the day and you cannot be masked or try to otherwise cover up.

Malls, pools, planes, trains, restaurants,stadiums, etc - door wide open.

If you have to poop in the middle of the night, that's permissable free of charge, but you have to drink laxative before you go out for the day.