Holiday Drabbles Day Four: 12 (redneck) days of Christmas

For my ongoing drabble writing event

Here is today's song inspiration: https://youtu.be/WSwiFZ7FFZ4?si=WE4myABacVAY3apL

Full list as well as rules can be found here:

I would recommend posting your Drabbles / links to your Drabbles on the main list

Feel free to recommend a song.