Samuel the Pillow Thief

Just like Samuel the Pillow Thief coming out of retirement for one final raid into IKEA's headquarters.

Some say he never made it past the Blåhaj pit. Others say he stopped in the food court for some lingonberry juice, snorted while drinking, and subsequently drowned.

I like to think that Ol Sammy laid a finger on the CEO's Staggstarr before being obliterated by the board's combined Swedish powers. Smiling while flipping them the bird. Like a true decorpunk.