The Samsung Galaxy 25 ultra is like a Lamborghini that someone filled with rotten fish guts.

I finally upgraded my phone after several years. I'm not a ludite, but ​​I'm not a kid who sits in his room pissing and wrapping in a mason jar so he doesn't have to unplug either. All I want is my phone, chrome, brave, protonVPN, ​ a pic of my family or my dog as my wallpaper, youtube, and the five other apps I use on a daily basis. However, given the HUGE amount of AI custom wellbeing biometric jerkoff garbage samsung stuffed into this thing none of that is possible. I mean, I've added my dog Pic to the wallpaper four different ways and it still doesn't work. Total ... fucking ... garage.