Professional Pickleball Association Honors Trump With The Peace Paddle Prize

The Peace Paddle comes with a beautiful, calligraphy adorned 3x3 certificate that would be a distinction for any refrigerator door.

He earned it, said 99% of all pickleball players in the United States. His unmistakable dinks, the time he spends in the kitchen, his out of bound shots, his underhanded serves, all accomplished without shouts, drama, or threats.

Without a doubt, Donald Trump is the most peaceful, calming, and even charming pickleball player our nation has ever witnessed.

Minneapolis Minnesota will rename it's biggest water treatment facility the Donald J Trump Water Treatment Sewage Plant in honor of this prestigious accomplishment.

Donald, you go girl!