A Discord Sucks but not because I got banned topic

Since all the threads here seem to be "I got banned" topics (not that those aren't valid BTW) lately I just want to mix it up. You know what ELSE sucks about Discord?

Figuring out how EVERY NEW SERVER you join works.

A Dickschord Fanboi I"m sure will tell us all "OH ITS SO GREAT ITS SO FLEXIBLE YOU CAN MAKE YOUR SERVER WORK HOWEVER YOU WANT" but no... it SUCKS when you just want to join a community and participate quietly and nicely but Nooooooo...

OK let me see now how do I just basically read & post here in "Custom Dd1ckhe@d Server X9000"? Lets read the FAQ...

"Oh we use ROLES/RANK/XP/D!KHEDPOINTS/FLAIR/TAGS/MUSTUSEAWOMBATAVATAR for this and that and that and you need A and B to do X and Y..."  

Ah. OK. How do I qualify for this ROLERANKXPD!KHEDPOINTSETC. ? Leet me try and find it in the FAQ...

"...yeah 1/2 information this that YOU NEED THEM! So GET THEM then you can be party of sekretd!ckhed9000!!!!"

Ahhh. OK But how. (search FAQ. Nothing helpful) Search google. . OK seems like I need to type "/rank" to check my r...

"BZZZZT FAIL NOT PERMITTED NOT PERMITTED!!! FAAAAHHHK YOU NO!!!! WRONG!" 

(search search search) OK seems like here its "!rank"

"BZZZZT YOU NEED ROLE 17_N00BD1KHED to do that!!!!" 

Crap. (search search search) OK so users seem to say you need to USEWOMBATAVATR first then post > 12 times but < 19 times in #fkarndfindout_chat_room then you can get ROLE 17_N00BD1KHED by clicking on secret link in #slumlord_party_planner_talk in order to earn RANK points which convert to XP points only after the next lunar cycle but XP points double if its a solstice??? Let me try....

"BZZZZT YOU SUCK NO FAIL" 

I give up.