Should I become a lineman? Tired of my boring job

I currently work as a professional ice cream taster and mattress tester. I get paid $300,000 per year to eat dessert and lie down all day.

But I’m thinking about becoming a lineman for some more thrill in my life. Here’s the situation:

•	Two destroyed knees (full replacements on both)

•	8 back surgeries (so far)

•	Arthritis in my shoulders 

•	65 years old

•	Can’t work OT ever

Does this sound like a good idea?