🔔 PSA: Boyfriend for Rent Needed for January — Save Me From My Family 🔔

Hi, hello, yes—I’m accepting applications for a temporary boyfriend for a family event this January. You just need to:

• Nod confidently during chismis like you know everyone involved • Pretend we’ve been together for months (don’t worry, I’ll brief you) • Survive titas asking when we’re getting married without running out the door • Look at me like you actually like me (acting skills optional but appreciated)

Bonus round: We’ll also meet weekly or every two weeks so we can “study” each other… academically, of course. 👀 I’m open to NSFW eventually IF we vibe after talking and meeting up.

Payment: Food, affection (the safe-for-work kind first), and I’ll shield you from any and all family drama. And yes, if you want monetary or alternative compensation, we can discuss it.

DM me if you’ve got good vibes, good banter, or are at least taller than my stress levels. 😂