**Some snippets, fell free to ad yours:**



**Megan vs. Reality**

* *“Megan’s body is just a host for some sort of alien entity… still trying to figure out how arms and legs move and what an actual human expression is.”*
* *“It’s not a fun hate watch. It’s just so awful… you cannot believe that Netflix ever let it out.”*
* *“This should have been locked away and never seen again. Never. But here we are.”*
* *Compared Megan’s special to the unreleased Jerry Lewis film The Day the Clown Cried (minus Nazis, gas chambers, children).*
* Megan giving “helpful tips” on ornament placement: *“You want to find the placement for \[ornaments\] where they’re going to find their light… I guess in this metaphor, Megan is the ornament in need of finding her light.*



**Holiday Crafting Horror**

* *“You could put a bow on it. You could put a bell on it. And if you just wanted to tuck something in, you could do that too… oh, you could do that too, you could do that too.”*
* *“Let the festivities commence. Who talks like this? Nobody.”*
* *“She calls food ‘darling’… inanimate objects are inanimate objects. Let’s not gender everything.”*



**Celebrity Guest Chaos**

* Naomi Osaka: *“She would rather take the nearest kitchen utensil and plunge it into a naked eyeball… not having fun.”*
* Tom Colicchio: *“A little birdie told me something about you.”* (Translation: publicist, not friendship.)



**Family & Marriage Micro-Drama**

* Beet salad showdown with Harry as comedic metaphor for jealousy and control. *She could tell the chef to cook Harry's favourite dish, but no. She knows he is the main star, hense the act of microagression.*
* Harry reaction on gumbo: *Megan is actually enraged. Megan is the straight A student. It’s got to be A++ all the way.”*



**Obsessive Detail**

* Report cards: *“She finds old report cards… usually they’re packed away. She cannot stop herself from sharing every arid detail of her uninteresting childhood.”*
* Measuring ingredients: *“Turns out to be the same number as her first area code. Nobody cares.”*



**Luxury Flexing**

* Jewelry: *“Diana’s Cartier watch… always dangling… never sized. She is always making food with her jewelry on… hygienically challenged.”*



**Snark on Persona & Affectation**

* *“She’s a malignant narcissist flashing around… just my opinion.”*
* *“You cannot reverse engineer becoming interesting because you’re famous. Usually, it’s the other way around.”*



**Random Insanity**

* *“Megan’s first guest bonded at 11 Madison Park. It takes forever to get a reservation. Oh, we just met there… so relatable.”*
* *“Megan’s tight smile… she’s gutting it out… trying to seem cool and relaxed… she’s got everything she does not possess.”*
* *“Wrapping gifts… folding paper outwardly instead of inwardly… creates a different world there. Nice and sealed.”*

The Nerve with Maureen Callahan on Holliday special